quotevadis:

“It’s called the American Dream, ‘cause you have to be asleep to believe it.’”
— George Carlin, an American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist, actor and writer/author, who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums.
Excerpt from George Carlin’s standup show

quotevadis:

“It’s called the American Dream, ‘cause you have to be asleep to believe it.’”

George Carlin, an American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist, actor and writer/author, who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums.

Excerpt from George Carlin’s standup show

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I find that phrases from this movie find their way into my daily use.


Today I learned that Egoraptor has a very odd sense of humor (even more so than I already knew), but we all love him anyways.